(Source: catchymemes)

go follow me writing acc and make me happy x 

semi-c0l0n:

jaespot:

THIS IS JOY.

lmfaooOO I KEEP DYING.

(Source: alwaysbewoke)

hellbabyfromhell:

TONIGHT… WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE BONG

tarzanforps1:

gorps:

jooferslannister:

That got em

If they get to 1 million tweets the white house is legally required to guillotine trump

mixedican:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

a-really-bad-decision:

abnormalize:

blur1999:

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post